Basil looked up from the novel he was reading when he saw Charles run into the room,panting and sweating. he wondered why in this 21st century, a youth can't knock before entering, so he yelled "FAGGOT, Can't you knock before entering"?,then Charles replied "I'm sorry man". Basil nodded and got back to his novel. meanwhile Charles was observing the entire room but couldn't find what he was looking for, so he asked "Basil, can i have some Vaseline?", Basil, already aware of what was going on and what he intended to do with it replied "on the shelf". Charles was done for the day. ODD WORLD. *SIGHS*
I still can't explain my grouse with "the cat". that dude pisses the hell outta me.
i imagine him as a houseboy. picture this: this is an incident between FELIX and his boss BRIAN.
BRIAN, just returning from work was tired, hungry and exhausted.he screams "Felllliiixxxx", with his eyes closed. ............... NO RESPONSE!!!!!!!!!
then he opens his eyes to see the boy standing in front of him, and pondered on what method exactly to use to address him.
After a moment of deliberation, He yelled at fELIX, screaming “You Bomboclat!, Haven’t I told you never to enter my room without knocking? What is the problem with you URHOBO people and orders? Can’t you just obey simple orders? What if I was with Nike? Ehn?”
Felix just stared helplessly as his boss rained insult after insult on him. He knew the punishment for responding to these insults: He would sleep naked outside the mansion for a night. The first and only time he had endured this punishment was enough warning to him that he didn’t want to do it again… The mosquito-bites on his golf ball-sized scrotum still itched painfully.
He waited until his boss had calmed down, and said in his calmest possible voice, “Oga… The Garri in the new tank is gone! All of it!”
Brian looked shocked. "WHAT!???", then he sank to the sofa beside him. lots of thoughts ran through his mind, like
"what am i going to eat now"?, "the children?". what he feared most was his nagging wife MARYJANE, whom he stole from his brother.
Brian looked round and saw a note on the dining-table. it read thus "DEAR BRO, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AT YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME. I'VE EMPTIED YOUR GARRI TANK TO SPOIL YOUR BUSINESS AND ALSO STARVE YOU AND THAT "ho" MARYJANE....hehehehhe, yours deadly- MITCH.
Brian was filled with rage.. "how could mitch do this to me"?, he paced around the house and yelled at felix, "get me my hunting gun".............. felix hurriedly got the rifle.....
WATCH OUT FOR BRIAN'S REVENGE IN THE NEXT BLOG POST............
