Tuesday 31 January 2012

Without wasting much time, i'll get into the concluding part of my previous shii, aite?

8. Chelsea: this would be no other than eldee tha don. That guy is a don in err'thyn he does. As abrahamovic is a don in chelsea, eldee is a don in the rap game.
9. Qpr: this is a soccer team that likes challenges and also are stubborn. I would liken them to no other than BEAZY. That dude loves challenges. You can see that from his previous collabos. He's good too.
10. Wigan: if not that it's wrong to question God, i would have asked him what wigan is doin in the epl. I would also ask why D'prince is also in the rap game. There's nothing ATHLETIC about wigan and there's nothing "princy" about D'prince also.
11. Swansea city: a welsh team in the english league doing very well, so is femcee BLAISE. I must give her kudos for striving among the male emcees and proving her worth. Thumbs up blaise.
12. Sunderland fc : this team is obviously a friend of manchester united. From their transfer transactions, you can tell. O'shea, brown, welbeck. Note, TERRY THA RAPMAN takes this position and he's mode9's friend.
13. West bromich albion: "OLAMIDE is here". The dude proves he needs not to copy anyone to make it. I feel you bro
14. Wolves: with strong determination to remain in the league but laxity to win it, i'll say JESSE JAGS fits into this. He's shown he can "BEAT" anybody in the rap league.
15. Everton fc : this fits no one but SAUCE KID. He's so comfortable where he is, he even asked y'all, "what is sinzu"?
16. Bolton fc: NIGGA RAW. Yes nigga raw'll be bolton. He's strugglin wit his sloppy lyrics and is only recognized by a few. Yeah, the igbo folks. Shii. ¤smh¤
17. Stoke city: with their hard tackles, "gra-gra" game, IKECHUKWU fits this club. The dude would beat up any mo'fucker that tries him. ¤knuckles up¤
18. Aston villa: SKALES. There's everythin young about this team. They even had two youngs (ashley young and luke young). Skales is also young. Aint he?
Last but not the least FULHAM: There's nothing to write to you about this shity club, so is SASHA.
I rest my case here. Comments pls. Danke.
Hey, wadido niggas, i kno y'all would pop up on this blog for some real nice shii, damn, i've come to emphasize on a fuckin' issue some mo'fuckers don't know bout, so you concentrate on this shii, aite?
Forgive my rude and explicit beginning. It happens sometimes.
Todays post is basically on something i saw today on someone's blog.

In nigeria, some emcees could fit some premiership clubs so i'll take em in details.
1. Manchester united: in nigeria, mode9 would be man u, cuz of his consistency in the rap game, he's definately one of the best around.
2. Liverpool fc : hehehehe, ruggedman would take that position. The nigga was on his grind before the "New" guys took him by surprise. ¤sigh¤, he just luvs to give pain(payne) to nice(9ce) people.
3. Manchester city: no other than M.I is fit for this position. The guy is crazy and shows lots of skills and determination., he matches man city's beautiful attacking play with his deliveries and punchlines. Bruv, i doff my hat(hart).
4. Norwich city: the 10/10 crooner has this position., he matches norwich's style of soccer, cool and wit lots of respect. He also doesn't really brag about what he doesn't have but hit at the nigga and he'll insult your dad.
5. Newcastle united: with strong resilience and determination, i agree that vector the viper fits into newcastle's attitude. The dude has shown he isn't a push over and he has been fighting all along. When they see d dude in his area, dem baba go bow. Did you see that??
6. Blackburn rovers: ill bliss, this is ur own. Mehn, this guy is so wack. So wack i tell you, i really don't know what blackburn is doing is the epl sef. This nigga should open a shop in alaba market and stop disturbing us.
7. Arsenal fc : with beautiful field play, nice attacking game the err'one wants to watch, that's arsenal for you and ICE PRINCE fits that. Just as arsenal sold out their best players, ice prince also gives out his best lyrics when featured on other tracks, then gives a little effort on his own track. Bro, if you wan make ur album sell, ehn, keep your best lyrics for ur album, so hunger no go kill you.
8. Tottenham hotspurs: to me o, YUNG6IX has this position, tottenham plays a never-say-never style of soccer and they show they really want to make it big, so does mr. Yung6ix.
I don tire, i'll continue later. Safe

Monday 30 January 2012

PING!!!
"Hello baby.
I'll be going to school this weekend for an urgent assignment. I just got the news this morning. I'll be back latest tuesday.
I want you to be a good boy while i'm away.
I love you baby *kiss*".

Lola and i have been dating for almost two years now, and despite our academic engagements, we still spend the weekends with together frequently. However it looks like this weekend she'll be away but it's okay since she informed me about it in advance.
I have to say here that we enjoy a great relationship, really. We rarely have conflicts, we're accepted by each other's parents and we stay in touch very well. We support each other, even when i'm broke she still keeps in touch and we love each other very much. We look forward to getting married in the nearest future.
Yet i must admit we don't have the perfect relationship. This is what i mean, for instance, i'm the type who loves text messages but she prefers to call all the time, and i love to scatter a few things but she loves things spick and span. Those are our differences.
Another thing is video games. I love them to a fault but she abhors it. She'll say "funmilayo, you're not a 13yr old kid so stop playing that nonsense and help me out in the kitchen". Can you imagine?....
But that's another issue we differ about. I'm a staunch manchester united fan- but my girlfriend doesn't understand why men should kick ball or watch others doing it. She rather prefers shopping or chattin but when she's asked the club she supports she screams "manchester united"- she even owns a customized jersey.
Moreover lola can be very finicky when it comes to food. I beg her to eat most of the time, she doesn't eat a particular type of fish, she detests spaghetti, she likes garri, she doesn't like cold food... In fact i don't understand her,
i thank God she's such a lively person, else it'll be boring for the two of us, conversely, i'm kinda introverted who'd rather listen than talk, but i love it when she's talking or gistin me bout something. I give her absolute attention and show her i'm interested. I have this funny british accent and it amuses her when i talk that way. I must confess i enjoy her company.
To lola, sex is a thing that's worth waiting for and i totally agree with her, not just cuz of any religious obligation, but cuz i feel it's better when we're married and not before. She kinda scared of sex too and that makes it perfect.
Perhaps i should reveal that my lady's lifestyle kind of inspires me, i worry about meeting targets and achieving goals but she's reserved and doesn't worry at all. Yet it doesn't look i'm better than she is. Currently she's kinda on a programme like IT and she seems to be content and focused with her career pursuit . There was this day i told her about my senatorial ambitions in the next 15yrs, then i asked her where she sees herself in the next 15yrs and she said "married to you, training our kids and supporting you". I was moved ; i could have given her a million pounds.
Despite our differences, we still get along well, and i think it's cuz we manage those issues well with patience, respect and understanding.
Now, i'm goin to stop here. The article is about us after all.

NB: *this is a fiction*